"Discover the New Funny Political Dog Chew Toys
"Discover the New Funny Political Dog Chew Toys
Helping Frustrated Americans
Relieve Their Political Stress By watching their pets Chomp A Chump!
Helping Frustrated Americans
Relieve Their Political Stress By watching their pets Chomp A Chump!
Since We Started Chomp A Chump in 2015, We've Seen The Amazing Positive Effects Pet Owners Experience When They Watch Their Dogs Chomp On The Pesky Politician of Their Choice!
Since We Started Chomp A Chump in 2015, We've Seen The Amazing Positive Effects Pet Owners Experience When They Watch Their Dogs Chomp On The Pesky Politician of Their Choice!
Here's What We've Learned (New Research):
Here's What We've Learned (New Research):
The Single Biggest Secrets To Surviving Life During These Crazy Politically Dividing Times!
The Single Biggest Secrets To Surviving Life During These Crazy Politically Dividing Times!
...without paying for expensive anger management classes or drowning out your political sorrows with alcohol
...without paying for expensive anger management classes or drowning out your political sorrows with alcohol
From: Josh Morse (Creator of Chomp A Chump)
From: Josh Morse (Creator of Chomp A Chump)
San Diego, California
San Diego, California
There is a big difference between everyday dog toys ...
There is a big difference between everyday dog toys ...
and having a dog toy that also doubles as a political stress relief squeezer that you will enjoy as much or more than your dog (wouldn't you agree?).
and having a dog toy that also doubles as a political stress relief squeezer that you will enjoy as much or more than your dog (wouldn't you agree?).
As the creator of Chomp A Chump, I have a rare opportunity to talk with the thousands of Chomp Customers to learn their daily frustrations and how they cope with them.
As the creator of Chomp A Chump, I have a rare opportunity to talk with the thousands of Chomp Customers to learn their daily frustrations and how they cope with them.
Recently we polled thousands of our past customers
Recently we polled thousands of our past customers
Trying to find a pattern of what made our customers happy and what made customers mad.
Trying to find a pattern of what made our customers happy and what made customers mad.
As you can imagine, this was NOT a quick or easy process.
As you can imagine, this was NOT a quick or easy process.
We drew a lot of connections, but a lot of them ended up leading us into some big "dead ends..."
We drew a lot of connections, but a lot of them ended up leading us into some big "dead ends..."
But then something cool happened...
But then something cool happened...
As We Kept Digging and Analyzing and Discussing,
As We Kept Digging and Analyzing and Discussing,
A Set Of Patterns Emerged...
A Set Of Patterns Emerged...
And what we found shocked us!
And what we found shocked us!
We found that it had almost NOTHING to do with:
We found that it had almost NOTHING to do with:
What political party you are affiliated with...
What political party you are affiliated with...
​What gender or age you are...
​What gender or age you are...
​Or even how much money you make!
​Or even how much money you make!
But instead, it had everything to do with your ability to:
But instead, it had everything to do with your ability to:
To find humor and laughter even in the hardest, most frustrating of times!
To find humor and laughter even in the hardest, most frustrating of times!
Those who were to take a step back from their political headaches by watching their dog Chomp A Chump were 1000% more likely to smile, laugh, and get along with those who did not share their same paw-litical views!
Those who were to take a step back from their political headaches by watching their dog Chomp A Chump were 1000% more likely to smile, laugh, and get along with those who did not share their same paw-litical views!
I'm not saying I'm the Dalai Lama ... but there is something about imagining your dog really biting the politician that pisses you off the most is really comically soothing!
I'm not saying I'm the Dalai Lama ... but there is something about imagining your dog really biting the politician that pisses you off the most is really comically soothing!
People are so on edge these days! You only care about your point of view, getting in Facebook Comment Wars and telling others they are wrong that you forget to get your dog the best dog toys they deserve!
People are so on edge these days! You only care about your point of view, getting in Facebook Comment Wars and telling others they are wrong that you forget to get your dog the best dog toys they deserve!
I spent years taking everything I had learned studying your frustrations, passions, and hopes and fine tuned our products to help you to turn your political frustrations into happiness and laughter all with the simple purchase of a dog toy! Who would have thought it'd be so easy?!
I spent years taking everything I had learned studying your frustrations, passions, and hopes and fine tuned our products to help you to turn your political frustrations into happiness and laughter all with the simple purchase of a dog toy! Who would have thought it'd be so easy?!
Chomp A Chump
Chomp A Chump
The Funny Political Dog Toys
The Funny Political Dog Toys
Making America Laugh Again...
Making America Laugh Again...
Chomp A Chump will help you restore your happiness and laugh through these challenging political times!
Chomp A Chump will help you restore your happiness and laugh through these challenging political times!
​Chomp A Chump will give your dog a toy they can shake to bits! Each Toy Includes a Squeaker and Plush Hair Accents.
​Chomp A Chump will give your dog a toy they can shake to bits! Each Toy Includes a Squeaker and Plush Hair Accents.
​Chomp A Chump will be the laughing stock of any party, gift exchange, or holiday celebration!
​Chomp A Chump will be the laughing stock of any party, gift exchange, or holiday celebration!
FREE FACE MASK
WITH PURCHASE!
FREE FACE MASK
WITH PURCHASE!
Masks are mandatory right now so we thought we'd gift you a FREE Face Mask when you purchase a Chomp A Chump! Plus it reminds people to VOTE! We Need To Vote it is our most sacred civic duty!
Masks are mandatory right now so we thought we'd gift you a FREE Face Mask when you purchase a Chomp A Chump! Plus it reminds people to VOTE! We Need To Vote it is our most sacred civic duty!
Benefit #1: Hilarious Political Stress Relief
Benefit #1: Hilarious Political Stress Relief
Benefit #2: Purrfect Toy For Your Pet
Benefit #2: Purrfect Toy For Your Pet
Benefit #3: The Perfect Gift for Friends and Family!
Benefit #3: The Perfect Gift for Friends and Family!
Get Yours Today While Supplies Last!
Get Yours Today While Supplies Last!
I'd like to rush a Chomp A Chump and Your
FREE FACE MASK, in time for the Election!
I'd like to rush a Chomp A Chump and Your
FREE FACE MASK, in time for the Election!
What Are Others Already Saying About Chomp A Chump!
What Are Others Already Saying About Chomp A Chump!
Claim Your FREE Face Mask
Claim Your FREE Face Mask
With Your Purchase of Any Chomp A Chump
With Your Purchase of Any Chomp A Chump
Bonus #1 - Face Mask
Bonus #1 - Face Mask
You will get 1 FREE "VOTE" Face Mask - Look Cool While Watching Your Dog Chomping A Chump
You will get 1 FREE "VOTE" Face Mask - Look Cool While Watching Your Dog Chomping A Chump
Total Value: $15.00
Total Value: $15.00
LIMITED SUPPLY SO ACT FAST!
LIMITED SUPPLY SO ACT FAST!
Oh, and in case you're wondering...
Oh, and in case you're wondering...
There Is NO CATCH!
There Is NO CATCH!
I know there are some websites out there that offer you something cool for free, but then stick you into some program that charges your card every month.
I know there are some websites out there that offer you something cool for free, but then stick you into some program that charges your card every month.
This isn't one of them.
This isn't one of them.
There's NO hidden "continuity program" - and in case you're wondering why I'm doing this...
There's NO hidden "continuity program" - and in case you're wondering why I'm doing this...
Well, there are actually a few reasons...
Well, there are actually a few reasons...
It's my way of saying thank you for VOTING this election season!
It's my way of saying thank you for VOTING this election season!
​Because (unlike other "Dog Toy Companies") Who could care less who you vote for, I created Chomp A Chump for your enjoyment but also as a humorous catalyst for constructive political discourse... YES! I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THIS STUFF!
I care about bringing laughter and happiness back into our world when everything seems so depressing! .​
​Because (unlike other "Dog Toy Companies") Who could care less who you vote for, I created Chomp A Chump for your enjoyment but also as a humorous catalyst for constructive political discourse... YES! I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THIS STUFF!
I care about bringing laughter and happiness back into our world when everything seems so depressing! .​
OH YEAH! And one more selfish reason, I love dogs and I love seeing them happy because they got a new toy to play with!
OH YEAH! And one more selfish reason, I love dogs and I love seeing them happy because they got a new toy to play with!
Time Is Of The Essence...
Time Is Of The Essence...
Here's why...
Here's why...
We've only made a few thousands dog toys because I am not rich and don't have a casual 1 million dollar loan from my father like Trump did when he started his business! I am a small business! Like really small! I ship each order myself.
We've only made a few thousands dog toys because I am not rich and don't have a casual 1 million dollar loan from my father like Trump did when he started his business! I am a small business! Like really small! I ship each order myself.
Once I sell out I am paying off my student loans so I won't be getting more inventory for who knows how long! So this may be your last time ever to get a Chomp A Chump!
Once I sell out I am paying off my student loans so I won't be getting more inventory for who knows how long! So this may be your last time ever to get a Chomp A Chump!
Here Is My "You've Gotta Be Crazy" Guarantee
Here Is My "You've Gotta Be Crazy" Guarantee
I 100% guarantee that you'll ripping these toys to shreds, THEY ARE NOT INDESTRUCTIBLE! In fact, your dog ripping it to shreds is the whole point! It's the satisfaction!
I 100% guarantee that you'll ripping these toys to shreds, THEY ARE NOT INDESTRUCTIBLE! In fact, your dog ripping it to shreds is the whole point! It's the satisfaction!
But if you are so upset you want a refund you can keep the MASK as a gift cause I don't want your used mask back and throw the toy away and I will refund your money! But I have only had 1 person ever get a refund and it was a Trump supporter who ordered a LiL DicTator and didn't realize the toy is making fun of Trump not pro Trump! haha classic!
But if you are so upset you want a refund you can keep the MASK as a gift cause I don't want your used mask back and throw the toy away and I will refund your money! But I have only had 1 person ever get a refund and it was a Trump supporter who ordered a LiL DicTator and didn't realize the toy is making fun of Trump not pro Trump! haha classic!
Sound fair?
Sound fair?
Let Me Show You EVERYTHING You Get When You Order Today!
Let Me Show You EVERYTHING You Get When You Order Today!
Chomp A Chump Dog Toy
Chomp A Chump Dog Toy
($24.95 Value)
($24.95 Value)
FREE VOTE Face Mask
FREE VOTE Face Mask
($20.00 Value)
($20.00 Value)
Laughter and Happiness From Watching Your Dog Rip Your Chump To Shreds!
Laughter and Happiness From Watching Your Dog Rip Your Chump To Shreds!
($1,000,000 Value)
($1,000,000 Value)
A Great Gift Your Friends Will Talk About Forever
A Great Gift Your Friends Will Talk About Forever
(Priceless)
(Priceless)
A Total Mess To Clean Up
A Total Mess To Clean Up
(-$10.00 Value)
(-$10.00 Value)
Total Value: $1,000,034.95
Total Value: $1,000,034.95
Get Yours Today For
Get Yours Today For
19.99!
19.99!
DEAL OF THE CENTURY
DEAL OF THE CENTURY
This Is Truly A Limited Offer, So Claim Your FREE VOTE Face Mask Now Before They're All Gone...
This Is Truly A Limited Offer, So Claim Your FREE VOTE Face Mask Now Before They're All Gone...
Thanks for taking the time to read this letter and I hope you enjoy your Chomp A Chump!
Thanks for taking the time to read this letter and I hope you enjoy your Chomp A Chump!
Thanks,
Thanks,
Josh + Cody
Josh + Cody
P.S. In case you're one of those people (like me) who just skips to the end of the letter, here's the deal:
P.S. In case you're one of those people (like me) who just skips to the end of the letter, here's the deal:
I'm mailing you the WORLD'S GREATEST POLITICAL DOG CHEW TOY of your choice and giving you a FREE VOTE FACE MASK (that retails at $15.00) for FREE as a way of saying thank you and as reminder to vote in the upcoming election!
I'm mailing you the WORLD'S GREATEST POLITICAL DOG CHEW TOY of your choice and giving you a FREE VOTE FACE MASK (that retails at $15.00) for FREE as a way of saying thank you and as reminder to vote in the upcoming election!
There's no catch... no gimmicks... You will NOT be signing up for any "trial" to some monthly program or anything like that.
There's no catch... no gimmicks... You will NOT be signing up for any "trial" to some monthly program or anything like that.
If fact, if you don't love the toy - Keep It and I'll refund you and make fun of you online for being a snowflake!
If fact, if you don't love the toy - Keep It and I'll refund you and make fun of you online for being a snowflake!
So, Click the button below to get Your Chomp A Chump and your FREE Vote Face Mask now. You won't regret it.
So, Click the button below to get Your Chomp A Chump and your FREE Vote Face Mask now. You won't regret it.
Chomp A Chump © 2020 - 2021. All Rights Reserved. | 1889 Bacon Street, #7A, San Diego, CA 92107
Chomp A Chump © 2020 - 2021. All Rights Reserved. | 1889 Bacon Street, #7A, San Diego, CA 92107
Do You & Your Dog
A Favor!
Do You & Your Dog
A Favor!
select which candidate you'd like your dog to sink its teeth into!
select which candidate you'd like your dog to sink its teeth into!
Watch Our NBC Interview Below (Make Sure Sound Is Turned ON!)
Watch Our NBC Interview Below (Make Sure Sound Is Turned ON!)
WE OWE IT TO OUR PETS AND OURSELVES - TO HAVE
A HEALTHY, AFFORDABLE, AND FUN WAY TO RELIEVE OUR EVERYDAY STRESSES!
WE OWE IT TO OUR PETS AND OURSELVES - TO HAVE
A HEALTHY, AFFORDABLE, AND FUN WAY TO RELIEVE OUR EVERYDAY STRESSES!
CHOMP A CHUMP IS MORE THAN JUST A DOG TOY!
CHOMP A CHUMP IS MORE THAN JUST A DOG TOY!
TOY FEATURES
TOY FEATURES
Masks are mandatory right now so we thought we'd gift you a FREE Face Mask when you purchase a Chomp A Chump! Plus it reminds people to VOTE! We Need To Vote it is our most sacred civic duty!
Masks are mandatory right now so we thought we'd gift you a FREE Face Mask when you purchase a Chomp A Chump! Plus it reminds people to VOTE! We Need To Vote it is our most sacred civic duty!
FREE FACE MASK
WITH PURCHASE!
FREE FACE MASK
WITH PURCHASE!
+
+
Your FREE VOTE Face Mask
Your FREE VOTE Face Mask
($15.00 Value)
($15.00 Value)
WATCH HOW TO USE A CHOMP A CHUMP
WATCH HOW TO USE A CHOMP A CHUMP
Yeah. Dogs Dig Our Toys!
Yeah. Dogs Dig Our Toys!
Two Dogs, No Problem!
Now That Is A War I Can Get Behind..Tug of War!
Two Dogs, No Problem!
Now That Is A War I Can Get Behind..Tug of War!
Joe Bite-On Living Up To His Name!
Joe Bite-On Living Up To His Name!
Pit Bull vs. Wolf Dog Tug of War
= Durability You Can See
Pit Bull vs. Wolf Dog Tug of War
= Durability You Can See
The Perfect Gift That Will Be The Laughing Stock of The Party!
(Oh, and it didn't cost you an arm and a leg...well maybe Bernies!)
The Perfect Gift That Will Be The Laughing Stock of The Party!
(Oh, and it didn't cost you an arm and a leg...well maybe Bernies!)
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WARNING!
VIDEO BELOW MAY CAUSE DEATH BY EXTREME CUTENESS...PUSH PLAY!
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DISCLAIMER: Chomp A Chump® is an original and transformative work of art and form of political expression. It's a parody pet toy and novelty gag gift MAKING AMERICA LAUGH AGAIN! We are not affiliated with; Instagram®, Facebook®, Instagram®, President Donald Trump, Donald Trump Brands, The White House, nor any other political candidate referenced above. I am just a politically active citizen wishing to share my artwork with the world! All Rights Reserved. All images and artwork are subject to copyright.
DISCLAIMER: Chomp A Chump® is an original and transformative work of art and form of political expression. It's a parody pet toy and novelty gag gift MAKING AMERICA LAUGH AGAIN! We are not affiliated with; Instagram®, Facebook®, Instagram®, President Donald Trump, Donald Trump Brands, The White House, nor any other political candidate referenced above. I am just a politically active citizen wishing to share my artwork with the world! All Rights Reserved. All images and artwork are subject to copyright.
