The Funny Dog Toys Making America Laugh Again!
STORMY DANIELS APPROVED!
Stormy Daniels loves Chomp A Chump and so will you! We joined forces with Stormy to Make America Laugh Again and donate a portion of all sales to pets in need! Relieve your Trump frustrations while raising money for a great cause!
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Meet the 2020 Presidential Candidates! Who will you Chomp and who will you Cherish?
- Chomp A Chump: Funny Political Dog Toys for Everyone! 4 products
- The Republicans 2 products
- The Democrats 2 products
President Trump AKA "Criminal In Chief" Political Dog Toy + Stress Relief Squeezer by Chomp A Chump
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LIMITED TIME STORMY DANIELS CHARITY:
A PERCENT OF PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO PET ADOPTION CHARITIES! HELP US TROLL TRUMP AND GIVE TO A GOOD CAUSE!
President Donald Trump as the "Criminal In Chief" aka "Lock Him Up" Impeachment Edition! The Trump Pet Chew Toy and Human Stress Relief Squeezer you'll enjoy Chomping this Impeachment Season! Tired of Trump well now you can take out your political frustrations and laugh as your dog Chomps A Chump! Donny has never looked so good in Orange....prison jumpsuit!
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DONNY LOOKS GREAT IN AN ORANGE PRISON JUMPSUIT!
- 12" inches with floppy arms!
- Squeaker inside = tons of fun for your pup
- Triple stitched seams and Plush Hair
- Fun plush hair you can comb
- OBSTRUCTION Chain because Trump is the real Thug
- Prison Shackles and chains he will be wearing once he loses 2020
- SOAP- Yikes, don't drop that in prison Donnny!
Pink thong popping out of his pants
- I Heart Putin tattoo on his butt
- How To Survive Prison Book written by Pablo Escobar
GOT CAUGHT RED HANDED PAYING STORMY DANIELS HUSH MONEY!
- His phone says "UKRAINE" Remember when he GOT IMPEACHED!
- Criminal in Chief Russia Gate Class of 2016 was a great year
- Bottom of feet: IMPEACHED
- Bottom of feet: Quid Pro Quo Transcript...BUSTED DONNY!
The PERFECT for toy whether your a Republican or Dem!
Limited inventory is available! GET YOURS BEFORE WE SELL OUT AGAIN!
WHY PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAZY OVER THE CHOMP A CHUMP!
Chomp A Chump is...
A human stress relief squeezer and funny gag gift!
A great toy for your pet to CHOMP ON and take out some paw-litical frustration
A great election memorabilia item...Future Antique Roadshow Worthy!?!
An amazing gift for your Bernie loving friends!
CHOMP A CHUMP is a light-hearted way for you to cope with a Trump Presidency!
Troll Trump and RESIST by purchasing a Chomp A Chump!
What would you do if your dog wouldn't stop barking at Trump on TV? We decided to make a dog toy so you could relieve your political frustrations while making your pet happy too!